Move over, Kevin Bacon—there’s a new footloose legend in town, and he’s got feathers. A viral cockatoo has taken the internet by storm with his *obsession* with the iconic "Footloose" line dance, and honestly? His rhythm puts most humans to shame.
### **Bird With the Best Groove**
This isn’t just a parrot mindlessly bobbing to a beat. No, this avian prodigy has *studied* the choreography. He stomps, he sways, he spins—like a tiny, feathered backup dancer who missed his Broadway calling. The dedication is unreal. Who knew a bird could have better timing than your uncle at a wedding reception?
### **Why ‘Footloose’?**
The real question: Why *this* song? Maybe it’s the upbeat tempo, the infectious energy, or maybe this cockatoo just has *taste*. Either way, his obsession proves one thing: animals have *opinions* about music. (And honestly, we respect it.)
### **Dance Like Nobody’s Watching (Even Though Everyone Is)**
The best part? This bird doesn’t care who’s watching. He’s living his best life, one toe-tapping shuffle at a time. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to nail the "Cha Cha Slide" at family gatherings.
**Final Verdict:** If this cockatoo ever starts teaching dance classes, sign us up. Until then, we’ll just keep rewatching his video and questioning our own coordination.
*— DanceWami Crew*
