Let’s face it—Penn State is a campus brimming with talent, energy, and a whole lot of school spirit. So, what if we took that energy and channeled it into a Penn State version of *Dancing With the Stars*? Picture this: a star-studded lineup of Nittany Lions, from athletes to professors, paired with professional dancers, all competing for the ultimate title of Penn State’s best dancer. Sounds like a touchdown (or should I say, a perfect pirouette) of an idea, right?
First up, let’s talk about the potential contestants. Imagine Saquon Barkley returning to campus to show off his footwork—not just on the field, but on the dance floor. Or how about James Franklin trading in his playbook for a pair of dancing shoes? The possibilities are endless. And let’s not forget the professors—Dr. Michael Bérubé busting a move to a classic rock anthem or Dr. Lori Bedell bringing her A-game to a salsa routine.
The judges’ panel would be just as iconic. Who better to critique the performances than Penn State legends like Franco Harris or Keegan-Michael Key? And of course, the Nittany Lion mascot would have to make a cameo, maybe even as a guest judge or a surprise performer.
Now, let’s talk about the dances. From a tango set to “Sweet Caroline” to a hip-hop routine choreographed to “We Are,” the performances would be a celebration of Penn State culture. And the finale? A group dance featuring the entire cast, complete with a Blue Band cameo and a shower of blue and white confetti.
But beyond the glitz and glamour, a Penn State *Dancing With the Stars* would be about community. It would bring together students, faculty, alumni, and fans in a way that only Penn State can. It would be a reminder that, no matter where life takes us, we’re all part of the same team.
So, Penn State, what do you say? Let’s make this happen. Let’s bop to the top and show the world that we’re not just champions on the field—we’re champions on the dance floor, too. We Are… Dancing!
